OFFICIAL FACE REVEAL OF THE GOD EMPEROR
Turq, I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart- REJECT your offer. As you can recall, one of my first imperial actions when I joined this forum was posting a meme of you as Meg Griffin. I would never lower myself to court a swine that makes her natural form for public eyes to see. Zounds! I'm no fool, you are for even asking for my courtship. How about this- you can be the servant lady for my prisoners. I'll even allow them to toss you up as incentive to behave. I'm sure you're used to it, and you'll make a couple pennies per hour while you're at it. That is my offer.